Tuesday, September 23, 2014

The Mysteries of Udolpho by Ann Radcliffe

The Mysteries of Udolpho by Ann Radcliffe
Publisher: Lexido.com (2013)
838 pages, eBook (Purchased Myself for $0.99)
Book Rating: 4 Stars

Content Ratings:
Violence: Mild-Moderate-Brutal
Swearing: Clean-Light-Filthy
Sexual Content: White-Pink-Red



Summary:
Emily is a naive young woman living an ideal life in the French countryside, when her parents die and she is forced to live with an aunt who is as far from being like-minded to her parents as can be, and whose love for extravagance leads to many troubles for Emily.
My Thoughts:
Emily is the ultimate damsel in distress. I don’t consider myself to be much of a feminist, but I found Emily very aggravating. Emily is timid, meek and extremely sheltered (as one might expect of a young woman of her station in that time period; this I expected) and continually overcome with distress and emotion (constantly fainting and in need of rest to recover her composure; this was at first amusing but became annoying) and in truth, completely useless is most any situation or circumstance (not even able to muster the courage to run away or hide from the danger that is impending; this was aggravating). She finds herself separated from Valancourt (the man she loves) by evil forces and both she and Valancourt lament this, but neither really does anything about it. I wish Valancourt had been more active in trying to get Emily back, but I was impressed with his willingness to own up to his faults and bad behavior that he became involved in in her absence, if only Emily didn’t have to make everything so hard on the poor guy. The story is intermingled with poetry, some of it lengthy and most of it having little to do with the story other than a general connection to everyone feeling mopey and full of grief. This is also full of lengthy descriptions of nature and its beauty, and its superiority to anything to do with society life in Paris or extravagance. It is a VERY long story and very slow moving . . . slowed even further by its tendency to go off on tangents now and then. If I had liked Emily more, I don’t think I would have been as bothered by the slow pace. I think in its day it would have been a shocking and frightening tale, but for a modern person the horror/suspense aspect of the story borders on silly.
Edition Notes:
This Lexido Classic Annotated ebook edition was nicely arranged for easy maneuverability within the text, included all the poetry with nice, readable formatting and at the end of the text some extra scholarly information on the author, text and genre are included for those with an interest. Great value for the price!
Quotes:
“To the south, the view was bounded by the majestic Pyrenees, whose summits, veiled in clouds, or exhibiting awful forms, seen and lost again, as the partial vapours rolled along, were sometimes barren and gleamed through the blue tinge of air and sometimes frowned with forests of gloomy pine that swept downward to their base.” -Ann Radcliffe, The Mysteries of Udolpho
“—the wild walks of the mountains, the river, on whose waves he had floated and the distant plains, which seemed boundless as his early hopes—” -Ann Radcliffe, The Mysteries of Udolpho
“The vacant mind is ever on the watch for relief and ready to plunge into error, to escape from the languor of idleness. Store it with ideas, teach it the pleasure of thinking; and the temptations of the world without, will be counteracted by the gratifications derived from the world within.” -Ann Radcliffe, The Mysteries of Udolpho
“‘Perhaps I shall some time look back to these moments, as to the summit of my happiness, with hopeless regret. But let me not misuse them by useless anticipation; let me hope I shall not live to mourn the lose of those who are dearer to me than life.’” -Ann Radcliffe, The Mysteries of Udolpho
“I have endeavoured to teach you, from your earliest youth, the duty of self-command; I have pointed out to you the great importance of it through life, not only as it preserves us in the various and dangerous temptations that call us from rectitude and virtue, but as it limits the indulgences which are termed virtuous, yet which, extended beyond a certain boundary, are vicious, for their consequence is evil. All excess is vicious; even that sorrow, which is amiable in its origin, becomes a selfish and unjust passion, if indulged at the expense of our duties—by our duties I mean what we owe to ourselves, as well as to others. The indulgence of excessive grief enervates the mind and almost incapacitates it for again partaking of those various innocent enjoyments which a benevolent God designed to be the sun-shine of our lives.” -Ann Radcliffe, The Mysteries of Udolpho
“He felt more indignation at their vices, than compassion for their weaknesses.” -Ann Radcliffe, The Mysteries of Udolpho
“This landscape with the surrounding alps did, indeed, present a perfect picture of the lovely and the sublime, of ‘beauty sleeping in the lap of horror.’” -Ann Radcliffe, The Mysteries of Udolpho
“If the spirits of those we love ever return to us, it is in kindness.” -Ann Radcliffe, The Mysteries of Udolpho
“The solitary life, which Emily had led of late and the melancholy subjects, on which she had suffered her thoughts to dwell, had rendered her at times sensible to the ‘thick-coming fancies’ of a mind greatly enervated.” -Ann Radcliffe, The Mysteries of Udolpho
“—shut out from the only home she had known from her infancy and thrown upon a scene and among persons, disagreeable for more qualities than their novelty.” -Ann Radcliffe, The Mysteries of Udolpho
“—long indulged the pleasing sadness that had stolen upon her spirits.” -Ann Radcliffe, The Mysteries of Udolpho
“—saw him go with regret; for she considered his presence a protection, though she knew not what she should fear.” -Ann Radcliffe, The Mysteries of Udolpho
“—like the dream of a distempered imagination—“-Ann Radcliffe, The Mysteries of Udolpho
“—with all the swiftness her feebleness would permit—“-Ann Radcliffe, The Mysteries of Udolpho
“The scenes of Chateau-le-Blanc often came to his remembrance, heightened by the touches, which a warm imagination gives to the recollection of early pleasures.” -Ann Radcliffe, The Mysteries of Udolpho
“How can the poor nuns and friars feel the full fervour of devotion, if they never see the sun rise, or set?” -Ann Radcliffe, The Mysteries of Udolpho
“O, who would live in Paris, to look upon black walls and dirty streets when, in the country, they might gaze on the blue heavens and all the green earth!” -Ann Radcliffe, The Mysteries of Udolpho
“Who could first invent convents!—and who could first persuade people to go into them? And to make religion a pretence, too where all that should inspire it, it so carefully shut out! God is best pleased with the homage of a grateful heart and when we view his glories, we feel most grateful. I never felt so much devotion, during the many dull years I was in the convent, as I have done in the few hours that I have been here, where I need only look on all around me—to adore God in my inmost heart!” -Ann Radcliffe, The Mysteries of Udolpho
“—except the Countess, whose vacant mind, overcome by the languor of idleness, would neither suffer her to be happy herself, or to contribute to the happiness of others.” -Ann Radcliffe, The Mysteries of Udolpho
“To have lost Valancourt by death, or to have seen him married to a rival would, she thought, have given her less anguish, than a conviction of his unworthiness, which must terminate in misery to himself and which robbed her even of the solitary image her heart so long had cherished.” -Ann Radcliffe, The Mysteries of Udolpho
“We know not—the nature, or the power of an evil spirit; and that such a spirit haunts those chambers can now, I think, scarcely be doubted. Beware, my lord, how you provoke its vengeance, since it has already given us one terrible example of its malice. I allow it may be probable that the spirits of the dead are permitted to return to the earth only on occasions of high import; but the present import may be your destruction.” -Ann Radcliffe, The Mysteries of Udolpho
“—they, at length, confessed, what the Count had begun to suspect that they had been, for some time, doubtful of their way and were now certain only that they had lost it.” -Ann Radcliffe, The Mysteries of Udolpho
“—though the vicious can sometimes pour affliction upon the good, their power is transient and their punishment certain; and that innocence, though oppressed by injustice, shall, supported by patience, finally triumph over misfortune!” -Ann Radcliffe, The Mysteries of Udolpho
“And if the weak hand that has recorded this tale, has, by its scenes, beguiled the mourner of one hour of sorrow, or, by its moral, taught him to sustain it—the effort, however humble, has not been vain, nor is the writer unrewarded.” -Ann Radcliffe, The Mysteries of Udolpho

Through the Looking-Glass by Lewis Carroll

Through the Looking-Glass by Lewis Carroll
Publisher: Puffin (2011)
208 pages, Paperback (Purchased Myself for $4.99)
Book Rating: 5 Stars

Content Ratings:
Violence: Mild-Moderate-Brutal
Swearing: Clean-Light-Filthy
Sexual Content: White-Pink-Red



Summary:
A young girl, named Alice, falls asleep and dreams of exploring the alternate world inside the mirror (or on the other side of the looking-glass).
My Thoughts:
This is largely a continuation of the fantastical sorts of adventures she had in the first volume (Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland), though this time many things are reversed (or in mirror image) and her adventures are constructed within the framework of a life-sized chess board. Most of the poetry I had remembered from my childhood in connection with Alice was in this volume, and I was surprised to find, upon rereading, the harsh and sometimes sinister connotations they relayed that I had not grasped when I was younger and/or perhaps had only heard out of context previously. Interesting read with beautiful flowing prose and verse.
Edition Notes:
This Puffin Classics edition included illustrations by John Tenniel. I loved the illustrations!
Quotes:
“‘It seems very pretty,’ she said when she had finished it, ‘but it’s rather hard to understand!’ (You see she didn’t like to confess, even to herself, that she couldn’t make it out at all.) ‘Somehow it seems to fill my head with ideas—only I don’t exactly know what they are! ‘” -Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking-Glass
“‘The time has come,’ the Walrus said. ‘To talk of many things: Of shoes—and ships—and sealing wax—Of cabbages—and kings— And why the sea is boiling hot—And whether pigs have wings.’” -Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking-Glass
“The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday—but never jam to-day.” -Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking-Glass
“It’s a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.” -Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking-Glass
“Why sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.” -Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking-Glass

Jojo’s Stinky Day by Sujatha Lalgudi

Jojo’s Stinky Day by Sujatha Lalgudi
Publisher: Armo Infomedia Pvt Ltd (August 2014)
32 pages, eBook (currently available for Free on Amazon)
Book Rating: 4 Stars

Cute little book about a young elephant that is reluctant to take a bath. My boys enjoyed the illustrations and thought they were amusing.

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Endless Night by Agatha Christie

Endless Night by Agatha Christie
Publisher: William Morrow Paperbacks (February 2010)
259 pages, eBook (purchased myself for $6.64)
Book Rating: 5 Stars

Michael has always been a bit of a drifter, moving from one place to another and one job to another, but he hopes someday to live in his dream house with the ‘perfect woman’, but his dreams seems to be taking a bit of an ominous turn. This story is so unlike any other Agatha Christie I’ve ever read, that I absolutely loved it. Her usual formula is great, but this was really something. This story has no detective/investigator type character, and is told in first person, from Michael’s point-of-view. I found him to be an entertaining narrator, and though nothing much happens for a good while, the anticipation was definitely there the whole way. Great story!

Thursday, September 11, 2014

Dark Digital Sky by Carac Allison

Dark Digital Sky by Carac Allison
Dark Pantheon Series, Book 1
Publisher: Crime Planet Press (September 2014)
302 pages, eBook (provided by Author for review)
Book Rating: 5 Stars
Content Note: Includes Swearing and Violence

A case initiated by a sperm bank donor looking for children he might have fathered, leads P.I. Chalk to an underground organization preparing to unleash nationwide chaos with disturbing reference to drone software and related technology. Chalk is quirky, fearless and lives by his own rules. His investigative style was an interesting combination of Veronica Mars and Odd Thomas (minus the supernatural gifts), with a good dose of personal demons thrown in, that tend to rear their head at the most inopportune moments. The story was fast-paced, had a bit of Dragnet-feel now and then, and included enough detail and authenticity to make the plot entirely believable, but not so much that it got tiresome. Great book and I look forward to reading Chalk’s further adventures!

Friday, September 5, 2014

A Caribbean Mystery by Agatha Christie

A Caribbean Mystery by Agatha Christie
A Miss Marple Mystery, Book 10
Publisher: Witness Impulse (November 2013)
243 pages, eBook (purchased myself in a bundle for $59.99)
Book Rating: 5 Stars

Having embarked on a trip to the Caribbean, at the insistence of her nephew, Miss Marple finds she misses her small English village and the constant entertainment its inhabitants provide, when suddenly she finds herself with a front seat to a mysterious death. This is the first full-length Miss Marple novel I’ve read, and I kind of wish I hadn’t read it out of order, but this one is due to be on PBS soon, so oh well. Miss Marple is assisted by Dr. Graham and Mr. Rafiel, a wealthy man she meets at the hotel, in investigating this mystery, and there were a lot of interesting characters moving about. This kept me guessing to the end, and I didn’t find Miss Marple (a meddling old gossip) as irritating as I thought I would, actually I kind of liked her; she’s a sharp old thing and very subtle in her maneuvering. I look forward to reading more of her adventures.

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll

Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland 
by Lewis Carroll
Publisher: Puffin (2008)
176 pages, Paperback (Purchased Myself for $3.95)
Book Rating: 4 Stars

Content Ratings:
Violence: Mild-Moderate-Brutal
Swearing: Clean-Light-Filthy
Sexual Content: White-Pink-Red


Summary:
A young girl, named Alice, falls asleep and dreams of a crazy world full of enchanted creatures and confusing adventures, beginning with a trip down a rabbit hole.
My Thoughts:
This story was pretty much what I expect a drug trip might be like, with abrupt changes and things that in general don’t make any sense. The characters were definitely interesting, and Alice was an engaging narrator; being a very responsible, articulate child. There were a good many passages that were above the understanding of my boys (to whom I read the book) and a few passages that I felt a bit harsh or violent, but the flow of words was so poetic throughout the book, that regardless of what they meant, the words were pretty to listen to, and I think my boys appreciated that at least.
Edition Notes:
This Puffin Classics edition included illustrations by John Tenniel. I loved the old-fashioned, slightly sinister-looking illustrations!
Quotes:
“—if you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison,' it is almost certain to disagree with you, sooner or later.” -Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland
“She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it), and sometimes she scolded herself so severely as to bring tears into her eyes; and once she remembered trying to box her own ears for having cheated herself in a game of croquet she was playing against herself—” -Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland
“Curiouser and curiouser!” -Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland
“‘If everybody minded their own business,' the Duchess said in a hoarse growl, 'the world would go round a deal faster than it does.’” -Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland
“—it's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.” -Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland
Movie Adaptations:
Alice in wonderland (1951)
Kathryn Beaumont, Ed Wynn, Richard Haydn
TV Rating: G
My Rating: 5 Stars
Adaption: Verbatim-Tweaked-Veiled
Eye Candy: Plain-Pretty-Sultry

Alice in wonderland (2010)
Mia Wasikowska, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter
Movie Rating: PG

Monday, September 1, 2014

Greenshaw’s Folly by Agatha Christie

Greenshaw’s Folly by Agatha Christie
A Miss Marple Mystery, Book 8
Publisher: Witness Impulse (November 2013)
40 pages, eBook (purchased myself in a bundle for $59.99)
Book Rating: 5 Stars

Greenshaw’s Folly is a murder mystery surrounding a curious old mansion and a suspicious will that is brought to Miss Marple’s attention through a chance association with a family member of hers. Intriguing story with eccentric characters, and a very entertaining read. This story was part of the ebook edition of The Complete Miss Marple Collection that I purchased, and was included in the Miss Marple: The Complete Short Stories Volume (as are the stories from the Thirteen Problems and Miss Marple’s Final Cases collections). If you are intending to read all of the Miss Marple stories, this edition is a good value and nicely organized for maneuverability and ease of use. Great Collection!

The Rise of the Phoenix by Massimo Marino

The Rise of the Phoenix by Massimo Marino
Daimones Trilogy, Book 3
Publisher: Massimo Marino (May 2014)
320 pages, eBook (purchased myself for $4.99)
Book Rating: 3 Stars
Content Note: Includes Swearing and Violence

After decades of preparation, the Humans are prepared to seek justice for what was done to their species, especially when it became clear that it would not be forthcoming unless they pressed the issue. This volume centers on space warfare, military tactics, and political intrigue; all of which are explored in detail, the minutiae of which became a little laborious for me, but others may find enjoyable. I wished the relationship between Dan and his son, Samuel, could have been explored a bit more, but this was definitely meant to be a plot-driven, action sort of story, and I felt that was very successfully accomplished. Nicely written.